April 9, 2010

Tõde on...naljakas.

With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
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Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
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I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.


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